the only people that don’t like rough sex are people that have never had rough sex
true true true
Tracks
world history
In one sentence
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BUT OH NO ALIENS DEFINITELY DON’T EXIST, RIGHT?
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This just in, Amanda Bynes to change her name to Da Bynes, because she’s an independent women that doesn’t need Aman
Omfg
brilliant
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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HE TALKED TO ME
